I want to be a PSP. A PSP is a Public Service Parent. My job will be to walk through the grocery stores and what not looking for kids throwing a fit. Depending on the age deserves a certain degree of punishment that would be acceptable from a complete stranger. Ages 4-6 would be a heavy nerf ball to the head. Ages 6-10 a Super Finger Thumper to the top of the dome. Ages 10-14 a large Pimp Hand to the back of the head. Ages 14-17 Get drop kicked. Ages 18+ they should have the shit kicked out of em. When its all said and done. Walk up to the parent and them a card with my name and occupation. Then give them the speech and that. "this has been a public service parent action, it has been brought on by your inablity to control your child in a public space. This is to show you how too effectively SHUT THE LITTLE BRAT UP AND MAKE HIM/HER DO WHAT YOU WANT THEM TOO."